Why trying on clothes with a child sucks:
5. Hissing “Don’t go under the door!” and frantically grabbing child’s ankle to pull him back inside. (apology to startled lady in the next changing room may be uttered at this time.)
4. “Don’t OPEN the door!” and frantically trying to hold a shirt against your body and slam the door shut at the same time without smashing child’s fingers. (Apology to everyone that saw you mostly naked may be uttered at this time.)
3. Picking up entire contents of purse off the floor. Not once. Not twice. and then trying to match pulled-off price tags somehow in your purse to the correct clothing item.
2. Putting designer purse in front of used band-aid on changing room floor to protect child from germs only to discover it later stuck to the bottom.
1. Feeling attractive until child gets lost in your stomach flab trying to ‘blow raspberries’.