I used to do this segment… look at me, “segment”, or whatever, I used to do a regular posting on random things/events in my life. Enjoy:
-My super cool cordless keyboard and mouse must need batteries because it keeps skipping certain letters interchangeably so if there are tons of misspellings here, oh what the heck, it’s not that spell check isn’t working, it’s that I’m sick of fixing stupid words.
-5-hour energies rock. If you haven’t tried them yet… weeeeelll you are in for a treat. I get them in the BULK section at Sam’s Club, have one in the morning and feel great all day. No crash and no jitters, just constant energy supplied by a butt-load of b-12 so you aren’t doping up your body with nasty toxins. (at least as far as I know and please don’t tell me otherwise because they are kind of saving me right now)
-my cat, Rolo, has got up on my desk so many times in the last hour and been set down accordingly, yet somehow, WHEN DID SHE GET BACK UP HERE? my keyboard is moved over a foot from my computer so as not to disturb her sleep. Really. Perhaps this is why it’s not working so well?? Now she is eating paper.
-I am dressed up today, like with all my makeup done, hair attempted at fixing… in a freaking nice dress with a sweater (because it’s just a little scandalous without one) “why are you so dressed up?” you ask. “especially on a Tuesday.” Well, it’s because over this weekend, everyone pushed me aside saying THEIR loads of laundry were more important and that I ‘had all the time in the world’ to do laundry and they didn’t. So… I woke up today and it was either super baggy sweat pants or a fancy dress. and I had to leave the house so I couldn’t wear the sweatpants. So, yeah. and of course everyone kept asking me why I was so dressed up so I’d tell them why.
-Summit has been especially gross lately. I mean, I’ve heard this is normal, so let’s hope so. From pooping on the floor then playing in it- yes really- and THANK GOD Ben stopped him from sampling it…. to finding some cat bile and thinking it was a wading pool… I don’t know, I’m just grossed out right now. Don’t children have ANY SENSE what is DISGUSTING??? ugggh.
-I’m addicted to Blip.fm
-I’m also addicted to the “connect four” on my iphone which I *know* is sad and pathetic, especially since I always loose.
-Summit’s therapy schedule is, like, twice as good as it was last year. This is great news since I was thinking that I’d have to take him 4 times a week, and now it’s grouped in a way that I only have to come 2 times a week for all 6 of his sessions! Sweet Mary this is amazing! and as a bonus, that means I get almost 6 hours of free child care a week. Yeah. Greatness itself.
-To piggyback on that last one, Summit’s Kid’s Day Out starts next week so there is another 5 hours that I’ll have free. Now what to do…
-I don’t really like to watch tv, but lately when I do all I want to watch is Turner Classic Movies. OH, I could write a whole ranting post on the way movies have degenerated since the Golden Age of Hollywood… but I won’t…
-While cleaning over the weekend, I found Snickerdoodle’s harness and leash and found out that his still hates it and refuses to let me take him on walks. Stupid cat.
-My Friday VLOG is not cooperating with being uploading. If it were a dog I would kick it. Even though I think cruelty against animals is wrong. But, fictionally, in this particular case with my VLOG becoming alive in animal form, I think it may be ok. Or not, it’s not really it’s fault I guess. I was trying to talk for about 5 minutes or so, but instead I rambled on for like 15 minutes. No joke. So the file is huge and HATES ME. So, I want to kick it.
-I’m making homemade salsa and enchiladas so if you’re in the area, stop by for dinner tonight!
-You have probably noticed that there aren’t any misspellings. I went back and fixed all of them. SO, if a word happens to be misspelled… well, I did it on purpose…