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Heidi’s Product Testing: Bumpit

Poof! Fantabuluous Poof!So I just totally bought a Bumpit. Yes. I know, mock all you want but ever since I saw the infomercials for the Bumpit I have known that when it made it to the Walgreens infomercial shelf that I would have to buy it. And it did. Yesterday, in a fit of glorious impulsiveness, my dreams of owning a Bumpit were to come true. If I were completely honest with myself I would add … [Read more...]

tales from the ‘ment…

-Crickets. Imagine Indiana Jones saying, "snakes, I hate SNAKES." and then exchange the word 'snake' for the word 'crickets' and you have a small idea of how I feel. I revert to a 3-year-old and point and freeze saying "Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben" and he knows that tone in my voice and come running with a paper towel. My knight! At night my house is overcome by a plague of crickets, pouring in all … [Read more...]

it’s official.

It's official. We're in the 'ment. (That "the Basement" for those of you who aren't familiar in the common vernacular of adults with children moving back into the basement of one of the couple's parents.)Our house is a mess. Like MESS. But the computer is hooked up and I've had internet this whole time. Something about priorities??? … [Read more...]

my brain is a ticking time bomb

If there has been any sort of running theme in my life these last few months, it has to be insanity, vomit and poop. It's sad and pathetic in a way that my stability has been mostly in bodily excrement. Today, for examp, I've already cleaned up cat poop from my cat Snickerdoodle, who has toxic chemical waste poop that is worse than a rotting corpse stuffed in a port-a-potty over the summer, … [Read more...]