O dear bed, I love thee so
I wish I could sleep some mo’
You hold me, keep me warm and snug
I sleep, I dream that I have some uggs
I’d rather be no where but here
but alas, my child awakes, my dear
I’m taken from my warm abode
and I come back, with a load
He’s puked upon you and peed as well
you are trooper, and have yet to smell
At night, I sneak into your coolness
and I do not feel the least bit foolish
I could sleep my life away
keeping the whole world at bay
But I’ve been told that I’m not right
that I am being far too uptight
I hold you too close some may think
only getting up for a drink
My life I woud sleep right through
no worries, no hassles, no big to-do’s
So, alas, dear bed this morrow we must part
I love you, I’ll miss you we shall not be apart
For tomorrow night I shall find you again
and turn over and see…. my other love Ben!