my sad secret obsession

oh how lovely! there is a secret group of us at new heights!! mwahahahah!

this is actually a snip of an e-mail that a friend wrote. I’m going to be cool and let her remain anonymous:

I still want to see it, but I am disappointed at how many discrepancies there will be. He (whatever the actor’s name is) still isn’t Edward to me, but there is a scene (it’s really fast so you might have to pause, rewind, replay, rinse and repeat) that captures the essence of Edward. He and Bella are walking into the school and he has a chilling smirk on his face as they walk through all the homely students. Oh, and when she is about to get crushed by the van/car/whatever, you briefly see Jasper and Alice on the other side of Edward’s wicked awesome hatchback. Again, you might have to slow it down. Jasper looks so incredibly homosexual. One last thing, Bella’s character looks like Bella, but her voice is too deep. The timbre of her voice does not embody the frailty that is Bella Swan, she sounds husky and like she’d beat you up and steal your lunch money. I hope you are feeling better.