I’ve waited almost 12 years of marriage for this man to drink coffee… welcome Ben…welcome…
Ben: I had a terrible cup of coffee yesterday! with that powdered creamer stuff? it was disgusting.
Me: Yes, I’ve spoiled you with all my fancy, higher end coffee. Those beans you’ve been grinding are pretty high end.
Ben: I think I’d like to try a k-cup of your Pike’s Place Roast to see how I like it.
Me: Pike’s Place isn’t for everyone.
Ben: Wow, you are such a snob.
Me: *You’re Welcome*. You are so cute now that you drink coffee. All I need for you to do now is wear your reading glasses and start to journal and I won’t be able to keep my hands off of you.
Ben: Well, if I started to do THAT I wouldn’t be able to keep my hands off myself. FROM STRANGLING MYSELF.
Happy Monday!