I’m always getting those “coke vs. water” e-mails so I’m going to look at one of the more positive aspects of coke right now: the cleaning abilities it apparently has. No, I don’t have blood on my driveway that needs cleaning off- like the state police apparently carry around a couple 2 liters of coke to wash blood off the highway- no, my need is much simpler. My extra bathroom’s toilet is dirty in the bowl, I’ve cleaned the top, but I’m too lazy to walk across my small house to my other bathroom where is brush is stored. So, I’m going to pour a can of coke in the bowl and see what happens. I’ll keep up updated…
PS. Can someone give me a word other than “apparently” to use? I use that word waaay too much in general when I write.