If my life was made into a scratch-n-sniff book it would smell like crap.Right now I'm procrastinating. I'm avoiding my bathroom and the smell in there and choosing instead to blog to cope with reality. But I really need to get ready, I look like a street walker right now with unmanageable hair and smeared up eyes from another disastrous encounter with liquid eyeliner. I'm suppose to go up to … [Read more...]
I have a two-year-old now and it smells like poo in here
Filed Under: Bear, disaster zone, poo, small violin playing my sad tune, Snickerdoodle ·
made up words of the worst variety and of my hot night out
I wasn't going to post this because it makes me look so stupid, but I figure you may need a laugh. I laughed at myself after I read this. It is possibly one of the most stupid posts I've ever allowed myself to post because I'm too proud. Man, this just shows how exhausted I am! enjoy!from the slightly deranged mind of a mommy with a very sick child who hasn't got out this week much. be … [Read more...]
Filed Under: disgusting, poo, small violin playing my sad tune, vomit ·
Little Green Men Rest Easily
I feel like I have little, fat green men inside of me. Not in the creepy alien way, or just in an I'm crazy kind of way, (mostly,)but more in the musinex commercials where they have the mucus people "move into" your chest. You know, the cute, chubby little green men that are trying to have a vacation but their plans keep getting thawarted. I can't get rid of this goo in my chest, the little green … [Read more...]
Filed Under: randomness, sick, small violin playing my sad tune ·
APRIL MISCHIEVORY, JOKERY and in-general Tom Foolery…and I’m trailing off…
I'm totally pregnant!Ha ha, got you! Pathetic, Heidi, Pathetic. I was trying to think of some clever ruse to trick you guys but all I could think of was the lame-o "I'm pregnant" gag. How the mighty have fallen! I'm sitting here, at midnight searching my caffeine-highed out, sleep-deprived exhausted brain and coming up with nothing. So I hope that more trickie people come up with something to lie … [Read more...]