When I'm having a crazy horrid day I think to myself "this will make a good post for my blog and probably will make someone have a much better day after reading this because almost anyone is having a better day than me right now" and that thought keeps me going. Sadly enough. This is what has happened in the last 4 hours:Back story: So, I got up late today. Ben and I were up late cleaning and … [Read more...]
tales from the ‘ment…
-Crickets. Imagine Indiana Jones saying, "snakes, I hate SNAKES." and then exchange the word 'snake' for the word 'crickets' and you have a small idea of how I feel. I revert to a 3-year-old and point and freeze saying "Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben" and he knows that tone in my voice and come running with a paper towel. My knight! At night my house is overcome by a plague of crickets, pouring in all … [Read more...]
Filed Under: basement living is cool, coping mechanisms, life, small violin playing my sad tune ·
my brain is a ticking time bomb
If there has been any sort of running theme in my life these last few months, it has to be insanity, vomit and poop. It's sad and pathetic in a way that my stability has been mostly in bodily excrement. Today, for examp, I've already cleaned up cat poop from my cat Snickerdoodle, who has toxic chemical waste poop that is worse than a rotting corpse stuffed in a port-a-potty over the summer, … [Read more...]
Filed Under: All about ME, insanity, Murphey's Law, poo, Rolo, small violin playing my sad tune, Snickerdoodle, vomit ·
Top 3 reasons my day sucked today
3. Lost my retainer.2. Lost my cell phone. Then found my cell phone. Next to the road. In 5 pieces.1. I'm freaking not in Austin anymore. … [Read more...]
Filed Under: embarassing things, small violin playing my sad tune ·