So I was working out today on the elliptical, rocking hard core to my collection of motivate-my-lazy-butt-to-work-out songs and was just feeling it. So much so that I did the passionate fist punch in the air and tangled myself up in my ipod headphone cord and sent my ipod flying in the air, bouncing off the machine several times and onto the concrete floor where it busted into a million pieces! … [Read more...]

OK, by this time you kind of have to know that gross and gag-worthy things follow me like shadows. Tonight as I as showering I got a whiff of something... Not quite sure what is was, I had recently bleached my shower so I supposed it must just be the nasty drain. Being in the 'ment has provided me with a few new nasal sensory opportunities, to say the least. The smell got a little stronger of … [Read more...]

I used to do this segment... look at me, "segment", or whatever, I used to do a regular posting on random things/events in my life. Enjoy:-My super cool cordless keyboard and mouse must need batteries because it keeps skipping certain letters interchangeably so if there are tons of misspellings here, oh what the heck, it's not that spell check isn't working, it's that I'm sick of fixing stupid … [Read more...]