Now, those of you who have a clue who I am know I love my cats. I wouldn't trade them for anything, even on their furball days. For years now, I've been whining about my cat Snickerdoodle's toxic poo. I mean, the stuff is disgusting vomit-inducing nastiness. It is the prime reason I have thought to force him outside, but as he has been a pampered prince most of his life, I'm afraid that sentence … [Read more...]
my brain is a ticking time bomb
If there has been any sort of running theme in my life these last few months, it has to be insanity, vomit and poop. It's sad and pathetic in a way that my stability has been mostly in bodily excrement. Today, for examp, I've already cleaned up cat poop from my cat Snickerdoodle, who has toxic chemical waste poop that is worse than a rotting corpse stuffed in a port-a-potty over the summer, … [Read more...]
Filed Under: All about ME, insanity, Murphey's Law, poo, Rolo, small violin playing my sad tune, Snickerdoodle, vomit ·
I have a two-year-old now and it smells like poo in here
If my life was made into a scratch-n-sniff book it would smell like crap.Right now I'm procrastinating. I'm avoiding my bathroom and the smell in there and choosing instead to blog to cope with reality. But I really need to get ready, I look like a street walker right now with unmanageable hair and smeared up eyes from another disastrous encounter with liquid eyeliner. I'm suppose to go up to … [Read more...]
Filed Under: Bear, disaster zone, poo, small violin playing my sad tune, Snickerdoodle ·
made up words of the worst variety and of my hot night out
I wasn't going to post this because it makes me look so stupid, but I figure you may need a laugh. I laughed at myself after I read this. It is possibly one of the most stupid posts I've ever allowed myself to post because I'm too proud. Man, this just shows how exhausted I am! enjoy!from the slightly deranged mind of a mommy with a very sick child who hasn't got out this week much. be … [Read more...]
Filed Under: disgusting, poo, small violin playing my sad tune, vomit ·