Why trying on clothes with a child sucks:5. Hissing "Don't go under the door!" and frantically grabbing child's ankle to pull him back inside. (apology to startled lady in the next changing room may be uttered at this time.)4. "Don't OPEN the door!" and frantically trying to hold a shirt against your body and slam the door shut at the same time without smashing child's fingers. (Apology to … [Read more...]
Yes, really.
When I'm having a crazy horrid day I think to myself "this will make a good post for my blog and probably will make someone have a much better day after reading this because almost anyone is having a better day than me right now" and that thought keeps me going. Sadly enough. This is what has happened in the last 4 hours:Back story: So, I got up late today. Ben and I were up late cleaning and … [Read more...]
my brain is a ticking time bomb
If there has been any sort of running theme in my life these last few months, it has to be insanity, vomit and poop. It's sad and pathetic in a way that my stability has been mostly in bodily excrement. Today, for examp, I've already cleaned up cat poop from my cat Snickerdoodle, who has toxic chemical waste poop that is worse than a rotting corpse stuffed in a port-a-potty over the summer, … [Read more...]
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