If there has been any sort of running theme in my life these last few months, it has to be insanity, vomit and poop. It's sad and pathetic in a way that my stability has been mostly in bodily excrement. Today, for examp, I've already cleaned up cat poop from my cat Snickerdoodle, who has toxic chemical waste poop that is worse than a rotting corpse stuffed in a port-a-potty over the summer, … [Read more...]
top 10 list of why Austin is the best town ever
I haven't the time to adequately post about my trip to Austin, TX on the week eve of my big move. and since I rarely deprive you, oh my readers, of a solid posting, I feel you won't hold this little deviation against me. So, here is the top ten reasons I love Austin and what made my trip awesome. 10. no child or husband. Although at first glance, you may be thinking, "oh how mean Heidi is to talk … [Read more...]
My First VLOG goodness
I googled "vlog" after I made this video and I think I'm right on in my terminology usage that I was so concerned about. Still don't know about this, I have to do some more research... and I lost count of how many times I said the word "cool" and "retarded". Keep it PC Heidi, geez. this is why I write, I could edit out the word "retarded" with something like "stupid" and use some synonyms for the … [Read more...]