Little Green Men Rest Easily

I feel like I have little, fat green men inside of me. Not in the creepy alien way, or just in an I'm crazy kind of way, (mostly,)but more in the musinex commercials where they have the mucus people "move into" your chest. You know, the cute, chubby little green men that are trying to have a vacation but their plans keep getting thawarted. I can't get rid of this goo in my chest, the little green … [Read more...]

from the land of bluebonnets, cowboys, and wide open spaces (Pics!)

Part 1Austin, TXTime spent with my Aunt Donna and her amazing, musically gifted husband, Brian. Her dog, Lucee, was very tolerant of Summit's preferance for poking eyeballs and pulling fur out rather than being nice. The weather was perfect, the food delicious, everything bigger like it always is in Texas... … [Read more...]

Kittens, Kittens come get your Kittens!

First of all, we spilled a little food on the ground, they are LITTER BOX TRAINED that is NOT poop on the ground! Now that they are eating dry food they should be ready to go. Please. Help me! Springdale and Fayetteville animal shelters WON'T TAKE THEM! Save a kitten and my sanity please! :) If you have any questions please feel free to e-mail or call me.If you want to read how I got these lovable … [Read more...]

APRIL MISCHIEVORY, JOKERY and in-general Tom Foolery…and I’m trailing off…

I'm totally pregnant!Ha ha, got you! Pathetic, Heidi, Pathetic. I was trying to think of some clever ruse to trick you guys but all I could think of was the lame-o "I'm pregnant" gag. How the mighty have fallen! I'm sitting here, at midnight searching my caffeine-highed out, sleep-deprived exhausted brain and coming up with nothing. So I hope that more trickie people come up with something to lie … [Read more...]