Because who doesn't like reading about my humilating life? This is basically a part two to the previous blog. Now, I hope that this doesn't shock anyone, but occasionally I like to have a drink. "Heidi, you have thoroughly disappointed me in that I placed personal security in the fact that you are perfect and have no faults as I perceive them to be." To which I reply, "I'll drink to that!" So, … [Read more...]
el hulimation de mio
With my horrible Spanish title, I am plunged into memories of a mission trip to Mexico where this random guy HATED me for some reason far beyond my scope of comprehension and I distinctly remember him saying to me after witnessing my attempts at conversing with the locals, "Heidi, I wish that you wouldn't even try to speak Spanish, the way you butcher it so" or some sort else type snobbery and … [Read more...]
Summit the Superstar!
I'm having one of those moments where I am feeling very jaded. It's not about anything important, or in general about life, just specifically, about the talent agency that Summit is being represented by now. "What Heidi, what are you saying?!" you ask incredulously, amazed that I have become one of 'them', you know, psycho-controlling stage parents. Well, yeah... not yeah, like I'm agreeing with … [Read more...]
Heidi’s Product Testing: Cat Food
Now, those of you who have a clue who I am know I love my cats. I wouldn't trade them for anything, even on their furball days. For years now, I've been whining about my cat Snickerdoodle's toxic poo. I mean, the stuff is disgusting vomit-inducing nastiness. It is the prime reason I have thought to force him outside, but as he has been a pampered prince most of his life, I'm afraid that sentence … [Read more...]