So I was working out today on the elliptical, rocking hard core to my collection of motivate-my-lazy-butt-to-work-out songs and was just feeling it. So much so that I did the passionate fist punch in the air and tangled myself up in my ipod headphone cord and sent my ipod flying in the air, bouncing off the machine several times and onto the concrete floor where it busted into a million pieces! … [Read more...]
I almost forgot!
So, for my birthday, Ben took off work and set up my new website! Super yay! Yeah... so I have no idea what to do now. I'm actually kind of scared now. I'm asking myself... why did I want this so bad? Because it's been such a long time in coming that I had forgot my original passion... lol, so anyways, I'll be keeping you posted. It'll be here soon. It may be in pieces, but it'll be here … [Read more...]
bad mom/ good mom
Bad Mom:"Summit! GET out of the FREAKIN' trash can!" I go over there and snatch his hand out, pop the other one lightly and growl at him while dragging him away. 5 minutes later-"WHAT THE HECK SUMMIT?! I told you NOT TO THROW YOUR SNACK CUP IN THE TRASH!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I smack his diapered butt inefficiently, he looks up at me, tears in his eyes, sad at my deprivation of his fun times. I drag … [Read more...]
guilt and burns
I am a guilt-ridden-southern-gospel-raised-bible-belt-living person that makes a big deal about putting down the glass figurine in the Hallmark store so they won't even think I'm trying to steal. It's crazy. I feel guilty about the things that I'm not even responsible for and not guilty about screeching at my husband in front of the child. I'm a lovely mess. I've been like this my whole life, I … [Read more...]