Today I was craving a bean burrito from Taco Bueno so as I went to pick up Sum from KDO, I stopped at one. Their salsa is made fresh every day and it tastes WONDERFUL on my burrito. As I was waiting in line I saw a fed-ex truck that looked exactly like the one my brother-in-law drives. I turned in my seat and was waving, and of course, this story is that the door opened and it was not him. He kept looking at me like I was crazy- or not- perhaps he didn’t see me…
Then as I was at the window, the guy taking my money was obviously trying to train some new guy. He kept saying the same thing, “you are overfilling the drinks,” and it was like the guy was deaf. He said it several more times and I kind of chuckled thinking of how annoying it is to train new people who seem to have an IQ of a chimp. Like, a stupid chimp, I guess chimps are pretty intelligent, but there has to be the underachiever chimps who just pick fleas off themselves all day and never achieve things like sign language or typing on a computer. Anyhoo- the guy sees me laughing in my car and he turned to me and said in an offended tone, “Are you LAUGHING at ME??” to which my stuttered reply will go unwritten…